Well, actually, we are. I love The Onion---"America's Finest New Source." I came across this article on the mysterious 'Kansas Rectangle," a spin on the legendary 'Bermuda Triangle,' of course. Watch out! Don't go to Kansas. Certainly don't live there! (sorry r.t.)
The mysterious region has, according to some accounts, swallowed thousands
of potentially interesting and active lives. (the Onion)
It's hilarious. Click here to read the full story.