Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The Lazy Person's Guide to New Year's Resolutions

Just in case it's hard for you to stick to some resolutions for this New Year, here are some very 'do-able' suggestions. Perhaps after checking off a few, you'll feel better.
  • sit on couch for 3 hours
  • take in air on a regular basis
  • eat 4x a day
  • gain 3 pounds in one day
  • sleep 10 hours 3x a week
  • call in sick to work 1x month
  • don't pay a bill for awhile
  • play the lottery 3x & idly dream about winning
  • don't read a book; scan the internet instead
  • oggle at women
  • boil water
  • go to 3 parties
  • walk 10 paces 5 times a day
  • swear 5x at another driver
  • hoot & holler for no reason
  • wear same underwear 3 days in a row, instead of 2

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

All checked off! Thanks for making me feel like I've accomplished something this year! From, your neighbah!