Monday, March 12, 2007

Amusement Data


Anatomy of the Laughing Reflex
Amusement Statistics
Subject Name: The Baron




Report Date: 3/12/2007



Company: Silly Incorporated


Start Date: 11/2/2006


End Date: 2/28/2007











Amusement
Signs
Number of Incidences Mean

Nov. 06 Dec. 06 Jan.. 07 Feb. 07

Giggles 10 23 16 44 23.3

Smirks 2 33 4 16 13.8

Whoops 7 14 15 8 11.0

Sarcastic Sneers 5 5 4 5 4.8

Knee Slaps 2 0 2 2 1.5

Grins 14 5 4 3 6.5

Chortles 3 5 4 3 3.8

Cackles 44 56 3 5 27.0

Convulsing howls 93 3 28 8 33.0

Hee-Haws 0 4 4 5 3.3

Guffaws 5 22 0 2 7.3

Spitting titters 2 3 1 0 1.5

Snorts 3 0 1 1 1.3

Tee-hees 3 1 3 0 1.8

Yah- Yahs 17 5 20 1 10.8

Persistant Shrieks 3 4 22 3 8.0

Yowls 4 3 0 2 2.3

Twitters 0 3 4 1 2.0

Snickers 4 2 12 2 5.0

Heaving Chuckles 4 20 0 2 6.5

Gasket Bursts 2 3 1 4 2.5
2nd Quarter Report
Tee-hees and sarcastic sneers can be merged during the 3rd quarter, to save time and breath. Cackles, giggles, and grins are inherent, remain critical to functioning, & are effective amusement indicators. Knee slaps and convulsing howls are potentially embarrassing amusement indicators, and should be tapered off during the next quarter. Spitting titters are ill advised for social success (see manual p. 123 A-Bx). Studies suggest that snorts, heaving chuckles and gasket bursts cause potential health risks. These indicators should be phased out. Finally, as reported last quarter, yahs-yahs act as engaging & effective conversational buffers.

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