I love reading those ‘missed connections’ entries on the Craig’s List Personals . Of course, I'm always looking for a tantalizing description of myself. No luck.
As a joke, I’ve always wanted to submit something like this:
YOU: were returning boxes of Bud Light empties to Kappy’s Liquors in
ME: I had on a black t-shirt with a big chicken on it. I had a white yipping dog with me that bared his teeth at you. I had a kind of dumb ‘smitten’ look on my face. Can we do it again?
ME: I was the Buddhist monk lurking near the toilet cleaning solvents in aisle six. How long do I have to wait?
Who says there ain’t true love?