Thursday, June 28, 2007

Saving Paris- Part 3

6. The Hilton family offered money in exchange for Amish Man's bravery. In a most stoic & godly tone, Amish Man humbly declined......

7. Paris insisted. For her part, she actually found Amish Man "pretty hot for an old guy wearing a weird wool hat." She noted his somewhat charming calloused hands, and manly physique from years of farming. For his part, Amish Man noted Paris was "a comely maid." (Still, no match for Amish Woman of course)

8. Finally, Amish Man accepted a lifetime service of free beard trimmings for all the gentle Amish men in his village, including himself, from a top notch hair salon in Philadelphia, courtesy of the Hilton heiress.
The End



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