Le Baron Von Trapp Das Poopsmitten

Another Alter Ego has inexorably emerged: Le Baron Von Trapp Das Poopsmitten. Le Baron has been seen tooling around the neighborhood on his 150cc Jet Black, 4-stroke, Bajaj scooter. What can we expect from Le Baron?

*Will rescue damsels in distress

*will cut off SUVs at 20 mph

*will smirk at the gas station, when filling up for 2 dollars

*will do pop-a-wheelies over potholes

*will take selected ladies for rides

*will wink & beep hello to small children

*will give the thumbs up to the Harley boys

*will come to an emotional rescue (per pre-arrangement)