WHO can explain the random acts of goodness and senseless gifts of fortune that happen to BAD (or at least annoying) people????? In the spirit of The Onion, I amused myself by thinking up these 10 headlines.
- Hardened Criminal Loved Ardently by Catholic Nun
- Spelling Bee Cheater Gets Into Harvard
- Cat that Clawed Owner Given Best Food on Market
- Car Thief Wins Lexus on Game Show
- Muffy, the dog that chewed 10,000 dollar rug, let out for airing
- Man That Cut Off School Bus Finds Loving Girlfriend
- Snake That Wrapped Around Owner's Neck Stars on Letterman
- Old Woman Who Cussed Out Daughter for Years Finds Bosom Friend at Nursing Home
- Man that Harassed English Teacher Given Top Library Position
- Shirker Frat Boy Becomes President of the United States
2 comments:
Uniquely humorous as always! I finally made it to see the blog due to our final decision to get high speed internet! Spring is just around the corner. . . get your glove ready! -b
thanks b. already thinking about softball!
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