The Lazy Person's Guide to New Year's Resolutions

Just in case it's hard for you to stick to some resolutions for this New Year, here are some very 'do-able' suggestions. Perhaps after checking off a few, you'll feel better.

• sit on couch for 3 hours
• take in air on a regular basis
• eat 4x a day
• gain 3 pounds in one day
• sleep 10 hours 3x a week
• call in sick to work 1x month
• don't pay a bill for awhile
• play the lottery 3x & idly dream about winning
• don't read a book; scan the internet instead
• oggle at women
• boil water
  
• go to 3 parties
• walk 10 paces 5 times a day
• swear 5x at another driver
• hoot & holler for no reason
  
• wear same underwear 3 days in a row, instead of 2