Just in case it's hard for you to stick to some resolutions for this New Year, here are some very 'do-able' suggestions. Perhaps after checking off a few, you'll feel better.
sit on couch for 3 hours
take in air on a regular basis
eat 4x a day
gain 3 pounds in one day
sleep 10 hours 3x a week
call in sick to work 1x month
don't pay a bill for awhile
play the lottery 3x & idly dream about winning
don't read a book; scan the internet instead
oggle at women
boil water
go to 3 parties
walk 10 paces 5 times a day
swear 5x at another driver
hoot & holler for no reason
wear same underwear 3 days in a row, instead of 2
1 comment:
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All checked off! Thanks for making me feel like I've accomplished something this year! From, your neighbah!
1 comment:
All checked off! Thanks for making me feel like I've accomplished something this year! From, your neighbah!
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