Sunday, September 24, 2006

Who Killed the Electric Car?


The Zap Xebra is an electric car. It goes up to 40 mph. It goes about 40 miles per charge. It is under 10,000. Would you buy a Xebra?

Yes. Cool.

No. Impractical.

Maybe. I would have to think about it.

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Saturday, September 23, 2006

My Amish Man Meez

Here's one of my alter ego meezes---
Amish Man

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

My Meez


Yes, you can create a computer animated
version of yourself (or others). Here's mine.

To make your own Meez, go to:

http://www.meez.com/

Wicked Pissah! How Massachusetts R You?

Dude! You're 100% from Massachusetts!

Dude! Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks. I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.

How Massachusetts are you?
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Alright. I'm 100% Massachusetts, & proud of it! I took the quiz to prove it.
Take the Quiz. You friends from New Jersey & Connecticut, forget about it!!!!

Monday, September 18, 2006

Watch Out Boys, She's Got a Gun!

Much to the amusement (& amazement) of my friends, family, & people I meet, I eventually reveal to them that I am a Civil War reenactor. Though the subject usually doesn’t come up in the first teet ta tee, eventually people who get to know me well will wonder why there’s a reproduction 1858 Enfield Musket leaning up against my entertainment console, & a scratchy, flea-bitten, wool suit hanging in my closet.

A Civil War Reenactor indeed! Why would any self-respecting, liberal, New England gal get involved in messy, bloody, mock battles, with GUNS even!

First & foremost reenacting nearly helps me fulfill my childhood dream of ' going back in time.’ Of course we reenactors do not actually step back in time, but at some events it feels as darn real as it possibly can be. The hungry, historical imagination (if you have one) is quite satisfied in getting a picture of what it was like to live in the 1800's.

Secondly, I have always had an interest in history, and have read over the years a few good books about the Civil War. Once I discovered that many women (about 600) fought in the Civil War, many disguised as soldiers, I wanted to step forward & portray such a woman. Not to overlook the fact that thousands of men from all walks of life died in this horrible war, but to just help in revealing to the public the largely untold female side of the story.

Thirdly as a reenactor I have learned a great deal about history in the past 5 years. Not the dry, textbook history about names, dates, & battles, but the history of real people that lived at the time. My great-grandfather, great-grandmother, and your great-grandfather & great grandmother lived at this time. (Or perhaps great-great) Even if in a foreign country in 1863, the events of the Civil War trickled down to affect the lives of every American living now.

The latest event I attended was this past weekend at the Oak Grove farm in Millis, Massachusetts. I am a private in the 22nd Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry. (& proud of it!) Of course no actual Civil War battles occurred in Massachusetts, so it is a bit ridiculous to portray a battle or even a skirmish. But it speaks to the passion of the people involved. Though I have nothing else in common with many of the middle-aged, overweight, balding male veterans I battle with, they treat me with respect. (Mostly) Any gal willing to don a scratchy wool uniform in 90 degrees & carry a 25lb. gun all day is okay in their book. Huzzaah!

I suspect the REAL Civil War soldiers of 1863 thought much in the same way about their REAL female counterparts.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

A Few of My Artistic Heroes, Heroines

A few of my artistic heroes & heroines
1. Janet Frame
2. Frederick Chopin
3. Emily Dickinson
4. Vincent Van Gogh
5. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
6. Alanis Morissette

*note that all are dead except Alanis. If any should be alive, my vote is Alanis...


Friday, September 8, 2006

You Can't Keep A Good Woman Down

You Can't Keep A Good Woman Down

Having recently visited Mt. Rainier National Park, I learned a few things about its history. The first woman* to climb Mt. Rainier was Fay Fuller (1869-1958). She was a teacher and journalist originally from the East. As a youngster she moved to Tacoma, Washington, and developed a love of the outdoors. In the summer of 1887 Fay did some hiking in the Rainier National Park and was struck by the beauty of the mountain. She vowed to “climb the summit of the great peak.”

In August 1890, just before Fay’s 21st birthday, she managed to summit Mt. Rainier (14, 410 ft.) on her first attempt with a group of mountaineers. Most interesting to the media of the time was a description of what she wore: flannel bloomers, woolen hose, a straw hat, & flannel underwear. It was considered “immodest.” Ms. Fuller also blackened her face with charcoal and wore goggles. As there were no climbing boots for women in those days, she wore heavy calfskin boy’s shoes (see below).

After her first summit Fay continued an interest in mountaineering. She founded the Washington Alpine Club in 1891, and was a member of the Tacoma Alpine Club. She also wrote a column in her father’s newspaper called “Mountain Murmurs.” Fay scaled Mt. Rainier again in 1897 and also climbed Mt. Hood. Throughout her life she championed the capabilities of women and climbing.

*The Native Americans called the mountain "Tah-ho-ma. These tribes--Nisqually, Yakama, & Payallup--lived in the area for hundreds of years. A Native American woman possibly climbed the mountain before Fay, but there's no documented history.

Monday, September 4, 2006

They're Rebelling Already!


They're Rebelling Already!
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be bikers.....

Saturday, September 2, 2006

Kittens!


Kittens!
Just got two kittens! They're running around just now. The kitties are both female, & have a tiger pattern. (in fact it's difficult to tell them a-part) One has more orange on her nose, & is smaller. (the runt of the litter). Don't know what to call them yet...

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Marmots, & Slugs, & Orcas.. . Oh My!


Marmots, & Orcas, & Slugs, Oh My!
  • Just got back from a trip to Washington State & Seattle! Got to do some fantastic hiking at Mt. Rainier National Park & Olympic National Park. Also went on a whale watch out of Port Townsend, Washington through the Puget Sound & to the San Juan islands. During our time hiking & boating we encountered some curious new critters. Here are a few facts I learned:
  • Marmots, (also called groundhogs or woodchucks) are the largest of the squirrel family. Marmots are kind of cute (for a rodent), and basically lie around on rocks sunning themselves & chewing vegetation all day. They make a loud, shrill whistling sound (which we did not have the pleasure of experiencing).
  • Orca whales can live to be over 90 years old! There was an orca whale born in 1910 in one of the pods we saw. Orcas are also matriarchal. Adult males will stay with their mommies, aunties, sisters, & grammies their whole life. Some orca whales (like the ones in the Puget Sound) only eat fish like salmon. They do not hunt seals or sea lions.
  • Banana Slugs are found in the Hoh temperate rainforest in Olympic National Park. They are bright yellow of course. Banana slugs have a large breathing hole & delicate antennae with knobby eyes at the end. ((Aside: Over a beer at the airport a woman from Portland told me that for fun kids in Oregon & Washington lick banana slugs on a dare. Apparently banana slugs have a toxic chemical on their skin that makes your tongue numb hmmm!! ))

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

The Mona Lisa


The Mona Lisa
Have you ever wondered: Why is the image of the Mona Lisa so intriguing? Why is her image plastered upon everything from underwear to hang-bags?
>Is she just a good-looking lady??
>Did Leonardo just have a poor trademark lawyer??
> Is she Jesus in disguise??
Some of the reasons for the Mona Lisa’s fame are straightforward & factual:
1. Indeed the Mona Lisa was painted by a world-famous artist (even more so now because of that Da Vinci Code )
2. The Mona Lisa
was stolen in 1911 & but later returned in 1913. (notoriety always gains attention).3. The Mona Lisa hangs in one of the most famous museums in the world (you even have to wait in line under a glass pyramid for a couple of hours to get in).

Still, something about this painting captures the human imagination. No other painting has been reproduced, parodied, and placed upon more human paraphernalia. ((Despite sappy ballads & ear slicing, it even beats Van Gogh’s ‘Starry, Starry Night.’))
Why?
Several folks have put forth their theories about the Mona Lisa’s 'enigmatic smile.' 1.The Scientific Theory: the Mona Lisa’s smile is captivating because the human eye naturally focuses its gaze upon the Mona Lisa’s eyes, whereupon her smile falls in the ‘less accurate peripheral vision.’ Shadows on the Mona Lisa’s cheekbone make her look like she is smiling. But when the eye actually focuses on her mouth she's not smiling! 2. The Ridiculous Theory: the Mona Lisa’s smile actually reveals her secret: she is pregnant by Leonardo!! (No wait, he was gay) 3. The Sexy Theory: The Mona Lisa is actually Leonardo himself in drag. He originally had a model, but she got pissed off and left. He had to use his own self-portrait to finish the painting! (suggested by digital imagining analysis) Hence this androgynous combination makes for an intriguing picture that neither women nor men can resist staring at. 4. The Mathematical Theory: Leonardo used the 'golden ratio' when he painted the Mona Lisa. This geometric ratio of perfection -- also used in the Parthenon—attracts the human eye & inspires the perception of beauty. We can’t keep our eyes off her! 5. The Queer Theory: The Mona Lisa was a lesbian, and is simply revealing that knowing smile.
Below are two versions of the Mona Lisa, including my own: Mona Harold. (Note that Harold has no eyebrows, unlike Hillary)


Sunday, August 13, 2006

Baxter State Park- Maine




Baxter State Park, ME- a Gem of the Northeast

Just spent Monday thru Saturday at Baxter State Park in Maine. I’ve only been there once before & only as a day hiker. This park--- a gift to the people of Maine from former Gov. Percival Baxter—is a gem. We-18 of us – camped at the Nesowadnehunk group site, located off the Park Tote Road. Day one (Tuesday) we hiked up the Sentinel Mountain trail from Kidney Pond. This mountaintop gave us a spectacular view of Kidney & Daicey Ponds below, and the mountain range to our North. It was sunny day, with beautiful white clouds, and fairly warm. We walked along a loop atop Sentinel Mtn. which gave views of all the peaks, rivers, & ponds around. That afternoon we went swimming at Ledge Falls. Tuesday night was cold in camp (36 F) with a full moon & howling coyotes to boot.

Day two (Wed.) was our water-sports day. Four of us went to Kidney Pond and rented canoes. We experienced a leisurely paddle around the pond, ate some lunch, & went swimming. We saw frogs, fish, and an uprooted tree with spooky, gnarly roots. Again it was a beautiful sunny day, & we had great views of the mountain peaks around. Afterwards we hung around the Kidney Pond library, did some reading & chatting.

On Thurs. we (3 of us) had an easier day. We went along the Appalachian Trail from Daicey Pond to Big Niagara Falls. Not exactly “Niagara Fall” but still a fantastic series of waterfalls along the Nesowadnehunk Stream. This former logging stream runs along into the Penobscot River.

On Friday I joined one other camper to explore the Chimney Pond Trail. We had to leave camp by 5:30 a.m. to get to the Tongue Pond Gate, & to get into the Roaring Brook parking lot. Luckily, we made it, as it was Friday & the forecast called for rain .We geared up then headed up the Chimney Pond Trail. This trail was rocky, but not too steep, & ran along the Roaring Brook. We took our time, reaching Chimney Pond before lunchtime. Chimney Pond is a serene spot situated in the South Basin. As we sat we viewed Katahdin-- Baxter Peak, the Knife’s Edge, Pamola Peak, and the Cathedral Domes-- looming up in front of us. Clouds, both white and some ominous, rolled up above us. The wind was strong, & it was cold, yet still we could see hardy hikers edging their way along the Knife’s Edge.

After lunch we went back down the Chimney Pond Trail and took the North Basin Trail to the left. This rocky, steep trail led up to the Blueberry Knoll, an open area with low bushes and wild blueberries (deliciously tart). On our left was a view of the North Basin. On our right was Turner Mtn., & an expansive valley below. It was quite awesome to see clouds and blue sky for miles! We spent some time taking photos.

As we headed back down the Chimney Pond Trail, we took a few detours to stop and rest at the Basin Ponds. The descent made for a few sore knees & ankles. At one point we were treated to hailstones in August—for 10 minutes or so—by a passing, dark rain cloud.

When we returned to camp on Friday afternoon, we traded stories & rested. After a short rainstorm, a vibrant, double rainbow formed in the sky! The purple was so deep it looked as if it were glowing. The rainbow lasted long enough to snap more than a few pictures. See below...

www.baxterstateparkauthority.com/


Sunday, July 30, 2006

Gigantisch Amischer Mann



Gigantisch Amischer Mann
One of my alter egos is Amish Man, so it's my sacred duty to keep up on the lastest Amish Man trivia and stories. Do a google search for 'Amish Man,' and you'll quickly find out a few fascinating facts & news reports to relate at your next party. ((Most of the reports focus on tragedy & the (infrequent) AMish man gone bad)). Here are the details:
1. only one Amish Man has ever been arrested for murder. 2. a 75 year old Amish Man was recently scammed for thousands of dollars by a prostitute. 3. unfortunately an Amish Man was recently run down in his buggy by an SUV. & 4. gigantic Amish Men figures have been lurking about for some time now in places like Strasburg, Pennsylvania and Milford, Delaware. Amish Men can be found unceremoniously propped up in front of diners and used car lots. Sometimes he has a pitchfork & is accompanied by Amish Woman. He usually looks pretty happy for an Amish Man. See below for yourself....

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

But, We're Civil War Reenactors....

But We're Civil War Reenactors....
My friend Liz sent me this cartoon a long time ago. Wanted to post it for awhile.... I am a civil war reenactor, in slightly better shape than these guys, but still hopefully won't be recruited. Click on the image to see more clearly...

Friday, July 21, 2006

Speak Again, Buddha Goddess

25 More Reasons to Meditate & Embrace Buddhism

51. to open my eyes

52. to face pain

53. to be more open to love

54. to relate to children better

55. to do more, think less.

56. to know my true self

57. to see life from a new perspective

58. to integrate myself

59. to be less critical of others

60.to take in information clearly

61. to improve chakra flow

62. to face a challenge.

63. to become more disciplined.

64. to be less afraid.

65. to find peace with aging.

66. to accept the uncomfortable

67. to appreciate but not need pleasures

68.to see that others struggle.

69. to have no expectations

70. to let go of labels

71. to boost my immune system

72. to reduce depression

73. to develop more patience.

74. to maintain health

75.to dissolve cognitive precepts.


Thursday, July 20, 2006

Scooter Decals

Below are some scooter decals I designed. They're magnets, and will hopefully stick to my scooter. I plan to make some stickers too!

Sunday, July 9, 2006

How To Fly

How to Fly
Stage 1
1. go to cheesy costume boutique
2. buy wings (see below)
3. choose waxy feathers well portioned to shoulders
4. choose white for angel; black for fallen angel
5. go home, take wings out of 'made in china' plastic bag
6. ignore fake plastic smell of feathers
7. place wings on shoulders & secure straps
8. adjust wings as needed; must be erect and square to shoulders
9. practice flying motion by slowly swaying arms and shoulders back & forth, in up & down motion
10. at this point you will hear magical, swooshy, fluttering sound
YOU ARE READY

Stage 2
1. go outside & climb upon scooter
2. rev up motor & enact the usual adjustments
3. alter rear-view mirrors to prepare for flying position
4. slowly edge bike forward
5. make sure you have a clear path ahead of you (about 300 yards)
6. make sure it is a fairly cloudless, blue-sky day
7. gain speed gradually
8. as you do, slowly pump shoulders & arms in a billowly motion
(surprisingly, a pop-a-wheelie stunt is not required here)
9. pretty soon, you'll take off!

ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE!!

Our fearless pilot