The year I was born

What Happened the Year You Were Born?
What happened, way back then? To find out what happened when you were born, click on the link above. BTW, on the year and day I was born, the zip code was first instituted. I know, pretty exciting. AT LEAST I share the year with Johnny Depp.

In 1963 (the year you were born)

Lyndon B. Johnson becomes president of the US A civil rights rally held by 200,000 blacks and whites, features Dr. Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech President John F. Kennedy is assassinated as he rides in a motorcade through downtown Dallas Betty Friedan publishes The Feminine Mystique, launching a middle-class feminist movement Michael Jordan, Quentin Tarantino, Conan O'Brien, Johnny Depp, and Brad Pitt are born Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series The Beatles receive their first #1 hit single, when "Please Please Me" tops the charts in the UK NBC expands its evening network news program to 30 minutes The television remote control is authorized by the FCC

What Happened the Year You Were Born?

What's your drag queen name?

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Pussy Golitely

Drag Queen Name Generator

We know Julie's drag queen name, but what's yours? Mine is Pussy Golitely. Go to the link below, type in your name, & at long last find out your drag queen destiny. If you wish to share, leave your name in the comments section.
http://www.blogthings.com/dragqueennamegenerator/

Julie's Doppelganger- Kitty Lane

My friend Julie's alter ego is a fabulous drag queen named Kitty Lane. She emerged quite suddenly at a rockin butch/femme in 1999, then disappeared. She is fondly remembered by all. Below are a few of Kitty's famous quotes:

• the more cramped the toes, the better the shoes!
• save up for liposuction honey, you'll need it!
• cock-tails anyone?
• Yes, that is my tight little ass, and it's real!!
• donate your hair for a wig: help a drag queen!
  
• it ain't over until the fat, hairy queen starts singing...
• every girl deserves her 15 minutes of fame!
• happiness is a diamond tiara!
• taffeta darling, taffeta!!
• SNAP!
• I have a deep voice? What about Maude??
• Darling, I deal my own deck...

Here's our Kitty below, on the right.....

Weekend UpDate

Weekend Update
This just in....
SCIENTISTS UNVEIL NEANDERTHALS' DNA CODE

THE ANARCHY TIMES POST-POST
A team of American and German geneticists announced this week that the Neaanderthals' DNA code will be completely mapped within two years. If the project is successful, questions long plaguing the scientific community and the world will soon be definitively answered:

1. How long ago did the Neanderthals separate from the human line? and

2. (the sexy question) Did the Neanderthals and modern humans (Cro-Magnon) intermingle?

Only 2% of the DNA sample has been mapped so far, but oddly enough, geneticists have already identified marked and striking similarities between the Neanderthal DNA and the DNA of certain Republicans from Texas. Amazing, glaring, shared traits are as follows:

1. over-barbecues meats
2. inflexible thinking
3. resorts to gestures rather than speech
4. may grab crotch in public
5. difficulty speaking in complete sentences
6. uses violent force rather than negotiation
7. over-exploits the environment
8. underdeveloped arts ability or appreciation
9. furrows brow when puzzled
10. slightly bowlegged and crouched over when walking
11. carries a big club, but has a small brain

Please note specimen below:

Oh My God, Like, How Gay Are You?

HOW GAY AM I?
Well, that's a burning question that's bugged me for awhile. How Gay am I? Can I hang curtains? Do I know all the lyrics to South Pacific? Do I wear tighty whities?

Or, would I rather oil my wrench set? Paint my fingernails?

All these queries an be EASILY answered by taking this short, yet incredibly scientifically sound, informative quiz:
Find out just how gay you are with the Channel 4 Gay-O-Meter http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
BTW, I'm 46% gay, which makes me a well-adjusted, lesbian babe. Go figure.

It Could Be Worse!

We know, it's bad...

But listen to the wise, little, Jewish, Man.
"It Could Be Worse!!

• the wrong kidney could have been removed in that painful operation!
• Jesus could really be coming!
• George Bush could be your super friendly, frequently visiting, knee slapping neighbor!
• You could have mistakenly gotten the white powdered doughnut instead of the chocolate sprinkle!
• that heavy rain could continue for 40 days, in a biblical way even!

Pick your favorite:

5 Ideas of Hell

5 ideas of HELL

So they say, one woman's heaven might be another woman's hell.

And that's the way of the world.

Below are a few ideas that, in my little world, would be considered

sizzling, flaming, all out scorching hell:

1. Bush- Cheney '08

2. Driving around in a Ford WindStar

3. Finding myself at a 3 hour Neil Diamond concert

4. living in the burbs somewhere in the middle of Utah

5. perpetual dentist appointments

all five at once=instant death

Tribute to 5 Phenomenal Actresses

Five Phenomenal Actresses and Their Roles

1. Frances McDormand
as Marge Gunderson in Fargo (1996)

2. Lili Taylor
as Valerie Jean Solanas in I Shot Andy Warhol (1996)

3. Shirley MacLaine
as Martha Dobie in The Children's Hour (1961)

4. Helen Mirren
as DCI Jane Tennison in Prime Suspect (1991 T.V.)

5. Geraldine Page
as Mrs. Carrie Watts in Trip To Bountiful (1985)